Panda Problems

yoncevevo:

me while sexting: i want you to kick down my door and flash me your 27 inch dick and leave my pussy trembling in fear then i want you to go into my closet and grab my hardwood baseball bat and shove it up my goosehole to test my abilities after that i want you to pound my tamaboochie into the negaverse and turn me out so hard u create an alternate dimension in my pussy in which i’m also getting my brahstate punished by your bottleneck cockpedo

me reading the sexts after cumming:

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—Hall of The Mountain King 8-bit

laughterbynight:

jtgjosh:

LETS GET SUPER SPOOOOOOOOPY

get spoopy with meh

My blog is going to be this shit until November. Now’s the time to escape if you want.

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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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Emperor’s New College

thelifeofatubaplayer:

elkaydee:

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Geology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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Classics Majors:

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Government Majors:

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It’s back!

They forgot medical students

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